{"title":"Accessories","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eWelcome to the \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"15\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eAccessories Collection\u003c\/b\u003e, otherwise known as: \"Things to Hold Your Stuff While You Hold Your Breath.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eBecause let’s be honest—your life is a chaotic series of events held together by caffeine and a bag you definitely didn't pay for. We’ve upgraded your daily essentials with a healthy dose of European sarcasm. From plates that judge your cooking to hats that hide your \"I haven't washed my hair since Tuesday\" secret, these are the pieces that speak for you so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThe \"I Need This To Function\" Lineup:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003eThe 'Emotional Support' Mugs:\u003c\/b\u003e Perfect for that double-shot espresso or a very large gin. Designed with high-contrast typography to warn colleagues that you are currently \"Loading... Please Wait (Or Leave).\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003eThe 'I’m Definitely Into Sustainable Fashion' Totes:\u003c\/b\u003e Sturdy enough to carry three baguettes, a bottle of wine, and the weight of your unfulfilled dreams.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003eThe 'Bad Hair\/Great Attitude' Headwear:\u003c\/b\u003e Minimalist caps and beanies for that \"I’m a creative director in London\" look—even if you’re just going to the pharmacy for paracetamol.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003eThe 'Dinner Party Drama' Ceramic Plates:\u003c\/b\u003e Dishwasher-safe (because who has the time?) and decorated with satirical illustrations that make even a frozen pizza look like a \"concept.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eAccessorize your existential dread. Or just buy a cool hat.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1013\/6521\/9673\/collections\/large-eco-tote-oyster-front-699633abdf713.jpg?v=1771451358","url":"https:\/\/sewforia-shop.com\/collections\/accessories.oembed","provider":"Sewforia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}